Successfully complete a “Eat the whole thing and your meal is free” challenge. – You never have to pay for a meal again, because you won’t feel like eating ever again.
Go Skydiving – Weightlessness? Screaming? Sounds good
Get struck by lightning – only so many people can claim they have done this
Get Struck by lightning while skydiving. – Self explanatory
Smash a stone statue – Of course not one that is actually in use or on display. I just always wanted to see on break in real life
Devote a really powerful supercomputer/network to just running an infinite loop- Bow before me my computer underlings.
Own a black lotus (the mtg card) – The legend itself, the ultimate nerd-have item that you don;t have to be a collector to obtain, just pretty rich.
Pass ds106 – This might be a problem at the rate I’ve been going…
Wear a fedora – seriously, one day I hope to be classy enough to pull off the fedora. Until I reach that level, I am not wearing it, it just happens to be on my head.
Write a rant book – because no one knows how to debate anymore, I will write a one-sided piece of literature that explains why people are terrible at arguing their views.