Now that I was on the world wide web, I occasionally encountered…’web surfers’. I found these people to be extremely…immature, so I tried to offer advice where I could.
Unfortunately, I found that these surfers were quick to…draw conclusions about who I was. At that moment, I realized that…a top-hat and axe are apparently signature items of…another famous figure. As a result, I…altered my appearance by replacing my top-hat with a fedora, which I had no trouble finding on the world wide web.